Dominick the Donkey

Best Valentine's Day present ever, perhaps only trumped by a real, live donkey. Of course, then I would have a donkey living in my apartment which could present some unique issues. Like, I know donkeys are sure-footed, but can they handle walking up four flights of polished granite stairs? And, if the hotel managers frown at a streetcat turned domestic housecat, what would they do if I led a donkey in here? Yep, definitely best that this donkey's stuffed and not full-blown hee-hawing real.

I named him after the Christmas song by the same name. I don't really like the name Dominick. But, I do like the song. You should look it up and listen. It's a classic. It's Dominick the Donkey. Lalala the Italian Christmas Donkey. Hee-haw-hee-haw.