some funny sayings

for your pleasure and entertainment, i have begun compiling a list of funny things to say to people in swedish (you are on your own with pronunciation, i have only read these as subtitles from english movies).

*ni är så rar (you are so sweet)
*väkarte!! (security!!) of course, this is only to be shouted at the top of your lungs!
*det är barabåg (it's bullshit)
*håll tyst! (shut up!) a warning... this is considered quite insulting here.
*lyssna nu (here's the thing)
*kissar (verb form of "piss" as a noun, kissa)
*varför inte (why not... i know how to say this one... var-four-in-ta)
*glöm det (not a chance)
*ingen aning (i don't know)
*sötnos (doll face, maybe honeypie, though not exactly sure how these are interchangeable)
*gick det bra? (are you alright?)
*sovrummet (bedroom) scandalous, i know....
*raring (sweetie)
*gullet (sugarplum)
*jag älskar dig (i love you)
*har du nåt emet det? (do you mind?)
*du är ond (you are evil) i kinda like this one....
*det är sant (that's true)
*jag hatar dig ( i hate you) i think this might be right, but i'm not promising anything on this one